40 Must-Read Gambling Quotes
Gambling is thrill, excitement and fun but sometimes frustrating. Today we are coming up with 40 gambling quotes that you should have read. Some of them are funny and some are informative.
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Please bear in mind that luck and success is something YOU can affect. Do your job and you will succeed in the long term. Our guides – just like our Advices for winning at sports betting – will help you to achieve your goals. .
So don’t take all of these quotes too seriously 😉
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“It’s like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don’t know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It’s like the throw of the dice. “
– Jim Morrison
“Part of it went on gambling, and part of it went on women. The rest I spent foolishly. “
– George Raft
“There is always room for losers in the football business. They are the mother’s milk of gambling, and why not? Somebody has to do it, or there won’t be any winners. “
– Hunter S. Thompson
“I want people to understand, gambling is not a bad thing if you do it within the framework of what it’s meant to be, which is fun and entertaining. “
– Michael Jordan
“There are many harsh lessons to be learned from the gambling experience, but the harshest one of all is the difference between having Fun and being Smart. “
– Hunter S. Thompson
“Oh, it’s not really gambling when you never lose. “
– Jennifer Aniston
“There is no gambling like politics. “
– Benjamin Disraeli
“Gambling with cards or dice or stocks is all one thing. It’s getting money without giving an equivalent for it. “
– Henry Ward Beecher
“Sometimes a 3-1 favorite loses. That’s why they call it gambling, and that’s why they keep flipping over the cards. “
– Richard Roeper
“Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I’ve been winning fortunes, and I’ve been losing them. “
– Jerry Lewis
“Without gambling, I would not exist“
– Hunter S. Thompson
“Yes, I think poker really isn’t gambling. “
– Al Alvarez
“I love online gambling. “
– Nicky Hilton
„I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That’s how I lost my mind.“
– Steve Allen
„The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.“
– Ambrose Bierce
„The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.“
– Heywood Hale Broun
„Someone once asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.“
– Gloria Steinem
„In Louisiana, we don’t bet on football games, we bet on whether a politician is going to be indicted or not.“
– Mark Duffy
„I don’t gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn’t give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off.“
– Alex Trebek
„No wife can endure a gambling husband—unless he is a steady winner.“
– Thomas Robert Dewar
„A Gentleman is a man who will pay his gambling debts even when he knows he has been cheated.“
– Leo Tolstoy
“When your opponent’s sittin‘ there holdin‘ all the aces, there’s only one thing to do: kick over the table.“
– Dean Martin
„If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.“
– Paul Newman
„Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.“
– Mark Twain
„The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.“
– Kin Hubbard
„No dog can go as fast as the money you bet on him.“
– Bud Flanagan
„Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.“
– Will Rogers
„I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn’t come in until half-past five.“
– Henny Youngman
„A race track is a place where windows clean people.“
– Danny Thomas
„Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse.“
– Richard Sasuly
„You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.“
– Will Rogers
„One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.“
– Jeffrey Bernard
„A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.“
– Unknown
„Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.“
– W. C. Fields
„I like to play blackjack. I’m not addicted to gambling, I’m addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.“
– Mitch Hedberg
„Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.“
– Steven Wright
„God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.“
– Terry Pratchett
„One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.“
– Dan Bennett
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